y3rpy3rp:

I love Shane.

Alice- “If a genie came and granted you a wish of a penis for 24 hours, then it disappears, what would you do?”

Shane- “Pee standing up on every bush I can find”

Dana- “You’d only pee standing up? That’s it? You wouldn’t fuck alot of girls?’

Shane- “I don’t need a dick to do that”

(Source: y3rps)

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ifonlyrobwasacheeseburger:

Mom: “Get off the damn computer and read.”

Me: “Mom, I read.”

Mom: “Oh yeah, what do you read?”

Me: “You know….articles and stuff…”

haha so ture!

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